jerkofficial:

oh how much i love that this is the first result of “Nash Grier” on urban dictionary

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Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

first thing’s first I’m the realest (and I’m a gemini)

scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

let’s get 2 things straight

  • Derrick runs the house. He has a way of acting like he is hearing you out and listening to you, but ends up convincing you to go his way.
  • You may not like Zach, but the show is going to be way more boring without him.
parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

My new anxiety medicine has finally stopped making me feel sick but I’m back to not being able to breathe again so I might have to increase my dose and I don’t wanna

spencerofspace:


My mom was looking through our old National Geographic magazines and I found my favorite picture ever


I have also found this magazine and cut the picture out and put it in my binder all throughout high school.

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)